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Responsive web design

Responsive web design is pointless, shit and a waste of time. Guess what? The first fucking webpage is fucking responsive, why? It's not full of CSS, HTML and a 300MB JS library to go with it, and it loads fast even over a 300 baud modem. No CSS, and no JS. It's bullshit-free.

Now look at my site: It loads fast, not a single trace of JS, still looks "kool" and somehow manages to be responsive with no fucks given from my end. It's the user's fault if they are browsing from a mobile device. Guess what? Phones are for calling people, NOT browsing the interwebs. Need to go on the internet? Use a computer. Meanwhile, my web server does not care what you are browsing from, it could be a fucking flip phone or tamogochi, it will still work fine.

Oh you don't agree with me? Press F12 and see with your two very eyes.

Runtime error detection

Runtime error detection is the programmer's responsibility. It's your fucking code and your fucking problem. Oh yea, and memory safety is also your problem. Let me break it to you: you don't need Rust to do it. C++ code can also be memory safe, we have smart pointers and STL for fuck's sake.

Rust in the kernel

WHY in the fucking godly world do you want Rust in the kernel? I want one compiler, one language and one set of tools to fuck with, not two. What? You can't write in C? It's your fucking problem, not mine. We have been writing C code since 1972 and in 1985 we were blessed with C++ to make shit real fun. You don't know how to program in C? Fuck you, there are books, go read. Too broke to buy? Not an excuse - Z-Library has them - read.

KBM and Controller players in games.

What? You don't have a keyboard and mouse? I don't fucking care. Buy a computer for once. FPS games are made for WASD+Mouse control schemes. Every time we get a fast first person shooter, console players ruin it.

Buses and bus lanes

Oh you are pissed because there is a whole lane just for buses? Fuck you. You are the only person in your car. A bus can have 50+ people on board. You can wait while fifty people get to where they need to go. Let me tell you. I used to work as a bus driver. And the thing I hated the most is not the douche bags who would argue over a $2.75 fare, no, it's idiots in BMWs who would get into the bus lane and try to brake check the bus. Guess what. The front bumper is a beam of steel with a bike rack in front of it. Your shiny X5 is going to get pretty compressed by that while the bus wont care. Oh yea and the bus has three hundred and fucking sixty degree camera coverage so insurance will see the video and fault you. Not everyone can afford or wants to drive a car, you spoiled opfer. At least be decent to treat the bus driver with some respect. We have 12+ ton vehicles with shit visibility and long brake distances and you getting in our lanes just makes our already hard job more difficult. Next time a five-o gives you a ticket for the bus lane don't cry. You deserve it!